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ghdhair100
Posted: Sat 4:44, 26 Feb 2011
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一名男网友如愿以偿地娶到了一位美丽的女网友。
新婚之夜的洞房里,他们深情款款地替对方宽衣解带。
新郎说:“咱们既然做了夫妻,就该以诚相待。我有几个小秘密要告诉你,请你不要吃惊。”
新娘风情万种地浅浅一笑:“谁没有几个小秘密呀。既然你能把隐私告诉我,我也决定把我的小秘密告诉你。”
新郎用手抓下了头顶上的发套,对新娘说:“其实我已经秃顶了……”
没想到新娘把一头长发也随手摘了下来:“这有什么大惊小怪的,我生来就是全秃的 ……”
一见新郎盯着自己的秃头发愣,新娘主动坦白:“你看我的双眼皮漂亮吗?其实是人工割的……”
新郎却毫不吃惊:“这不算什么,你看我的左眼……” 他边说边把自己的左眼球从眼眶里取了出来,原来他的左眼是假的
新郎接着说:“不但我的左眼,我的牙也是假的……”
新娘不以为然:“不要紧,我的鼻子隆过五回了…… ”
新郎说:“不瞒你说,我脸上的皱纹是做的;
新娘欲言又止,过了一会儿才说:“我也不瞒你了,其实我这漂亮的脸蛋是整了八次容才整成这样的…”
新郎边脱上衣边说:“我的心脏可是靠起搏器维持跳动的……”
新娘也脱下乳罩:“我是做了隆胸手术后才这么丰满的……”
新郎的动作慢下来:“既然你这么坦白,我把我最大的秘密告诉你吧―― 由于经济危机爆发,我已经快破产了……”
新娘也象下了最大的决心:“本来我不想让人知道,但你对我这么好,我就告诉你好啦――其实我原来不是女人,我是做了变性手术的……”
“太好了!”新郎兴奋得叫起来,边说边扒掉自己的表皮,露出里面黑乎乎的毛 ,他紧紧搂着新娘:“亲爱的,别看我平时像个人样,其实我是一只猩猩,你跟我回到森林去生活吧。。。。。。。”
新娘说:“讨厌.人家想要孩子嘛,我不能生怎么办?“
新郎说:“那好办!看了我的日志要不转载都是咱孩子,一块带回森林去养吧...”
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--
-- Dumping data for table `pcp_timezone1`
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(1, 'Pacific/Kwajalein', '(GMT -12:00) Eniwetok, Kwajalein'),
(2, 'Pacific/Samoa', '(GMT -11:00) Midway Island, Samoa'),
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(7, 'America/Chicago', '(GMT -6:00) Central Time (US & Canada), Chicago, Mexico City'),
(8, 'America/New_York', '(GMT -5:00) Eastern Time (US & Canada), New York, Bogota, Lima'),
(9, 'Atlantic/Bermuda', '(GMT -4:00) Atlantic Time (Canada), Caracas, La Paz'),
(10, 'Canada/Newfoundland', '(GMT -3:30) Newfoundland'),
(11, 'Brazil/East', '(GMT -3:00) Brazil, Buenos Aires, Georgetown'),
(12, 'Atlantic/Azores', '(GMT -2:00) Mid-Atlantic'),
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(15, 'Europe/Brussels', '(GMT +1:00 hour) Brussels, Copenhagen, Madrid, Paris'),
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(23, 'Asia/Dhaka', '(GMT +6:00) Almaty, Dhaka, Colombo'),
(24, 'Asia/Bangkok', '(GMT +7:00) Bangkok, Hanoi, Jakarta'),
(25, 'Asia/Hong_Kong', '(GMT +8:00) Beijing, Perth, Singapore, Hong Kong'),
(26, 'Asia/Tokyo', '(GMT +9:00) Tokyo, Seoul, Osaka, Sapporo, Yakutsk'),
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(27, 'Australia/Adelaide', '(GMT +9:30) Adelaide, Darwin'),
(28, 'Pacific/Guam', '(GMT +10:00) Eastern Australia, Guam, Vladivostok'),
(29, 'Asia/Magadan', '(GMT +11:00) Magadan, Solomon Islands, New Caledonia'),
(30, 'Pacific/Fiji', '(GMT +12:00) Auckland, Wellington, Fiji, Kamchatka');
function convert_tz ($date_str, $tz, $date_format = "r") {
$time = strtotime($date_str);
$tz_bak = getenv("TZ");
putenv("TZ=$tz");
$ret = date($date_format, $time);
putenv("TZ" . ($tz_bak ? "=$tz_bak" : ""));
return $ret;
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